If I Had Legs I’d Kick You
2025, 113 min
With her life crashing down around her, Linda tries to navigate her daughter’s mysterious illness, her absent husband, a missing person, and an increasingly hostile relationship with her therapist.
Ticket Prices
Evening ShowsFor all shows beginning at or after 5 PM
Regular Admission $13.50
Student/Senior (62+)/Military $10.75
Red River Theatres Member $10.00
Matinees
For all shows beginning before 5 PM
Regular Admission (All Ages) $10.75
Red River Theatres Member $9.00
We always encourage purchasing in advance online, over the phone (603-224-4600 ext. 2), or in person! Please note: there is a processing fee on all online orders, but not for over the phone or in person orders.It is also our policy not to refund online ticket purchases.
